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I'll tell mine later.........
.......what's your worst liquid jackhammer ?
try and keep it surfing..........but a good story is a good story.
pipe? wedge? blacks? bell's? j's? .............your bathtub ?
spill it here !
Herb
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Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I fell 22' from a 2 story house at work a few years ago,I was flapping my arms like a hummingbird and had time to say "oh shit" before I hit the ground.Luckily I was in really good shape at the time,I landed on my feet and immediately fell on my ass,but got up and walked away without the slightest of injury but my nerves were a little racked.I've only surfed florida so no real surfing wipeouts to date,ran out of air a few times after being pushed down deep but thats about it.
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Hey Herb,
I've had a couple of truly memorable ones...
I had a new board, sanded that very morning after filler coats the day before. Still so green it was a liability...
A friend and I rocked up to South Wall, Ballina. It was big...a freight-train left hander, waaaay too big for the boards we had, but a long drive back to Byron to get guns.
So there I am nursing this small-wave design board into backhand bottom turns, spinning out all over the place. Too much edge, too much tail area. I settle for some small ones off the shoulder, and after a while hooting others into cavernous barrels I figure its almost time to go in.
Until...
I'm in the prime location for a looming set. I take it and I'm burying my back foot way back on the tail, just skimming a sketchy high line on my backhand. The wall is'nt going to back off and the lip begins to pitch way down the line. So I switch to solid survival stance and go for it, fingers slapping along the face as the cavern opens up. I'm well in there, having a good look around, the lip slamming down just ahead of me.
The tail picked up and spun out under me...so I'm ski-ing along ass-first before the wave picks me up and pitched me. I cartwheel spreadeagled over with the lip...
And slam right through the board, hip connecting solidly with the deck. I come up from a heavy hold-down, screaming...And the board is not two clean pieces either! One of those dirty breaks with the big shred of glass flapping.
I fixed that board soon after, and it was one of the best small-wave boards I'd ever had.
The other one was was at big Bells, 8-10ft. I was just a grommy. I somehow belted my head on the board during a freefalling wipeout and blacked out under water. I remember coming around while still under water and I had to find which way to the surface. I got there, but coughing up water in big gulps.
I paddled back out...my buddy said Hey I think you should go in, you've got blood pouring down your head!
(He stayed out there, enjoying the swell as I waited...I was later treated for concussion...)
I pulled hair out from the smashed rail of my board before repairing it...
Josh
www.joshdowlingshape.com
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
nothing fancy from me, 1. a three wave set triple pounder with a gasp for air between the first two up north shore decades ago, n and ne swell kept bumpin into each other for two days. We were deep on the right side of Waimea, then I was to the rocks, paddled around and crawled up on the beach at three tables then sat there and sat there some more. Same thing here in japan once but s and se, great typhoon waves though. Blew and tumbled me to the rocks but got back out and had a great session. 3 Broken board and long swim against the Haleiwa channel at Puaena, 4 ripped leash plug and long swim to the beach for my board here in Japan last year. Outgoing tides both times.
Best wipeout ive seen was tc up north.
all natural surf
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
surf was about 20 cm high
got run over by goatboat
extensive bruising on two arms. bruised skull , bleeding , concussion, trashed board.
fuk a proverbial duk
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Pascuales, Colima. Solid overhead. Place is seriously heavy. Took the first one of a set on the head on the paddle out, got separated from my board, board got seperated from my leash. Held down like never before or after, I was actually relieved when I got bounced off the sandbar because it gave me a direction to push off from to reach the surface. Came up, got a breath, got nailed again, thrashed, rashed on the sandbar, rinse, lather, repeat. After the third wave I got a chance to catch my breath a little. I was solidly in the "work zone" still, and had to swim out to try to get under the next waves rather than take them on the head again. That was a crappy decision to have to make. By the time I finally swam in I was completely exhausted. In all my surfing, it was the only time I seriously had some fear about making it back to shore.
Photo from that morning, non-set wave:
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Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
get to like it. thats what surfings all about , just add in 9 degress water temp and a flushed suit
fuk a proverbial duk
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Worst wipeout was getting poked in the eye by someone else's board. Going down the line at Rat Beach... see another guy coming towards me from the next peak down the beach... I grab the nose of my board and kickout... only to see him panic and launch his board right into my eye. Concussion and paralyzed iris. My pupil was wide open for thirteen years from that. Then one day, it started working again.
Many (many) wipeouts over the years.
The closest I've come to thinking it may be the end was in Hanalei some years ago. Titus was calling it 25' Hawaiian. The faces were about 40' or so. I was living in Paris - going to art school - at the time, and hadn't been surfing much... except for trips to see my family on Kauai. I wasn't in the best surf shape. I knew the waves were big, but they get much bigger after the long paddle out when you can actually see them up close. I was riding a new 8'10 gun - too short for the conditions, but that's what I had.... plus I was sporting my art school ultra thin look, so I didn't need the same amount of foam I do now.
After what seemed like the longest paddle out ever, I placed myself outside, thinking I'd just bob and collect my thoughts. All of a sudden a massive set wave appeared beyond the lineup. I was in the death zone with no possible escape. I looked around and realized the low tide was going to make the pounding even more sketch, since I could see almost dry reef in the boneyard. I reached down and stripped off my leash, thinking I'd have a better chance on my own. I said "good luck, I hope to see you again" and pushed my board away from me before taking a breath and heading as deep as I could.
I took the pounding of my life. I thought for sure I'd be smacking into hard coral and becoming fish food. I could feel coral fingers as I brushed by them, but magically, I escaped with just a few very minor scratches.
I swam to my board and paddled out again... only to have the exact same thing happen! Crap... I was still a bit numb from the last pounding, so I wasn't as freaked. Same washing machine rag-doll through the coral. Again... no major impacts. I was still alive. Back to my board for the second time, and I hadn't even (voluntarily) caught a wave yet.
This time I paddled way the f*#k outside. I didn't want anything to do with the death zone. I didn't even want to catch anything except my composure. I thought I'd bob around for awhile and shake the feeling of the near death experience(s) I just went through.
All of a sudden... another outside set-wave started jacking, and I'm right there... not way outside like I was thinking. There were a couple local heavies watching and hooting, and I had no choice but to turn and drop in. It was a "push the tail in, pop forward, take two strokes, and freefall" kinda deal. I remember my board and I didn't really seem connected until I got towards the bottom. Somehow we became one, and I made what was probably the bottom turn of my life. I focused down the line at the bowl that was pitching in front of me. You could have driven a Mac truck through there and come out dry. The ONLY way out was through the biggest tube I've ever seen. I drove up the face and positioned myself high so I'd have a shot at it. I made it!
After that it was a cakewalk for what seemed like miles. All I could see in front of me was an endless perfectly formed - and huge - face. I love big waves because there is so much room to move around. The sweet spot grows along with everything else. That may have been the single best wave in my life. It washed away the feeling of death I experienced moments before.
I paddled back out for three more with a whole new attitude. After 45 years of surfing, that's my standout day. I went home with a new perspective on things. I survived a near death (two) experience, and came to terms with the sea. It was clear there is no "conquering" to be done. I knew that was a losing attitude. My level of respect for the ocean, waves, my life, other surfers, and pretty much everything on earth went way up that day.
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Im just hoping that it's not yet to come.
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I like that one Kendall...
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Oh so many to choose from...This last one coulda killed me. I yakked a late take-off on an overhead day at Basura. Tangled up in board, leash and lip; I got the classic over-the-falls thrashing. Seemed a little more violent than normal but I came up, no blood, limbs and teeth in place. Good to go!
About 10 minutes later I felt a little dizzy and nauseous so I paddled out into the channel to rest a bit. Next thing I remember was paddleing toward shore, then I was on the beach. Everything felt dreamy. I looked at the normal way up the cliff but the tide was high and it would have been touch and go even if I wasn't sketchy. I remember deciding to paddle around the point to an easier passage but longer walk back to the car. After the paddle I only remember bits and pieces until Brad Lally woke me up from a really deep sleep by pounding on the window of my car. I had made the trek and got dressed but fell asleep in the front seat.
I drove to work ok but decided the whole morning was a little to weird to ignore. I went to the doctor and told the nurse what happened. They rushed me into a room and hooked all manner of wires to my head and tubes into my arm. After the doctor checked me from bow to stern he said I had a mild concussion. If Brad hadn't pounded on the window I might have slipped into a coma.
Watch out for one another out there! And if you start feeling dizzy, tell someone in the lineup to help you out.
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Mine was the very first wave I took off on at Pipeline. It was in the 8 ft/ 10 ft size range, and amid a chorus of no,no,no, from the lineup, as I went for it. I was not even to my feet when I was pitched out with the lip, and slammed into the bottom, BAM! I remember thinking, ''Shit, I'm glad that's over.'' But... it wasn't. I was picked up again, taken up, and slammed into the bottom again, BAM! ''Shit, finally over.'' But... it wasn't. I was picked up again, and slammed into the bottom, a third time. BAM! That's when I was pinned on the bottom, and the surge started SCUFFING me over the bottom, toward the beach! When I came up, I was cut and bleeding on every corner. Ankles, knees, elbows, and shoulders. At last it WAS over! But what a drubbing!
Bill Thrailkill
Shaper since 1958
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alomst went belly up & left more than the usual amount of my flesh on the reef at rocky rights this day. seems like the unsuspecting smaller days always get me. pics & commentary from my surf journal a few years back
http://www.808surfer.com/bsl/05pics/jan05/012305/
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How about a "wipe out" on the way to surf. I had a 66 slide window VW camper van. It was still dark and I was driving to pick up a friend to surf. Entering a turn I see two headlights coming straight for me. I hit the brakes thinking' this is it.' No seat belt in those days. I throw my body out of the way of the stearing wheel(knew a guy that was paralyzed by his in a head on). The guy hits me on the driver side head on. The sound of a head on collision is indescribable. My van rolls over on it's side and then onto it's roof. When it stops I look out the front(no windshield). The front of the car that hit me was gone with two big head prints in the windshield. I"m thinking they're f...iing dead. I can't believe I'm alive and decide to get out of my van. Only my left leg is pinned in all the medal and I'm hanging upside down in what turns out to be a compound fracture of my tibia and fibula. Hurts, too. Firefighters get there and get me out with the 'jaws of life.' Turns out the guys were a couple of drunk Texans. I did 10 months in a leg cast. Phil( the Texan) did 10 months in jail. That was almost 30 years ago and a turning point in my life. I learned not to take life for granted. I should have been killed and believe I was given a second chance. I now have a crooked left leg that is a bit shorter that is used to be to remind me how good it is to be alive. None of the poundings I have taken in the surf compare although I wondered if I was drowning a couple of times. I've learned to like Texans, too. Mike
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getting slammed and drug across a serious reef along the central coast on a big day was pretty "fun"....however, my worst wipe out came on a chest high peeler in knee deep water- cranked some discs in my neck and it has been nothing but a pain in the ass since. same spot, similar conditions onlya waist high sand gurglerr broke the neck of a young lad- we found out later he was so near death as just a little more pressure on the nerve that controls breathing would have done him in.(according to the Dr.) it's those little ones that can get ya...
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Dang Kendall!
Mine was in 4 foot Mission Beach. Seriously. I was surfing alone early in the morning at a low tide and waves were breaking in about 1.5 feet of water. A lot of little barrels and closeouts. Small but powerful. So I paddle for this wave and see as I get up that it's closing out on me. I do my normal "dive-through-the-face" thing but somehow I got caught up in the wave and lifted and flipped. Then I landed on my ear and saw a bunch of stars. I felt really out of it and dizzy so I went to my car and fell asleep, which was weird for me but I was soooo sleepy. Then I drove home and did my things for the day. That night I fell asleep hard and quickly thereafter I woke up and began vomitting something fierce. My wife took me to the emergency room where I was told--after 5 hours of tests and pointless waiting--that I had a concussion and partially blown out ear drum.
C
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Love iT! It's funny you asked. This happened last Friday in a low tide 3 foot bowl at Newport.
Head Wound I backdoored the section and was doing well through a small hollow barrel. But the section was too fast, and somehow under water my board found the back of my head. It's a nice inch and a half, 1/8 of an inch wide. It was fun grossing out everybody at work!
Worst, where I thought I was going to pass out was at the Wedge 1996. Was held under forever, glued to the ground. But no pics...
Here's one that adds a little character to my face every day. Ha! I could actually get tongue into it at the top of my mouth. The barrel was worth it! I was staying at a party house in Lido and everyone thought it was a gag when I walked through the door.
Board in the face
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Failed to make it out of the tube at Simmons on a head high day. Amazingly, I missed hitting the reef. The nose of my board, however, decided to give me a friendly poke in the thigh. After I came up my leg had a warm feeling, which didn't seem right so I paddled in to shore. I took off my wetsuit, and I had a little bruise. Later in the day the bruise had grown, and was covering my whole leg above the knee. It hurt to walk for about two week, and then it healed completely. If the board had hit me a few inches more to the left, then my two sons probably would never have been born.
Another close call that I had was surfing low tide Speedy's at G-land. I straightened out on a wave that was only about head high. After the wave passed over me I noticed that I was in waist deep water. As the next wave approach the water lever decreased to ankle deep. A wall of water about 10' high was fast approaching, and I was terrified. I just jumped into the approaching foam ball, and prayed that the reef wouldn't turn me into Swiss cheese. I remember flipping over and landing back on my feet. Luckily, I was wearing booties. I slipped and slided as the waved pushed me around, but stayed upright. My booties got a few cuts, and I left a few small chunks of skin behind for the fish. It was nowhere nearly as bad as it could have been, though. I felt very lucky.
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Ok Herb, now it's your turn. It's time to tell your story.
Bill Thrailkill
Shaper since 1958
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Just happened last week in Costa Rica. 3-4' overhead Playa Grande on a 6'3". Made one and started getting cocky.
Sitting outside and a bomb stacks up. I spun around and tried to get into it, ended up going for the late take off. Got pitched and held down through the inside section.
Keep in mind I do most of my surfing on the Texas coast so the waves are quite tame with minimal power.
I'm going back to CR as soon as possible with a bigger board in my bag!!
Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
i've had my share,................that's foresure....lol.
my worst?............probably............
headhigh+ river...............coming down a 100yard line-up at full throttle,
got jackhammered onto a,...... "near dry" sandbar,..........pick-up up and repeated the first sequence.
the third time over ,the wave dumped me into deeper waters where the strong currents pushed me back up on the dry sandbar and I proceeded to get the lights knocked out of me by two more waves................
..........talk about a rush.........f#%k me !
or the time i got my leg trapped at 8' pipe on the inside.................that one hurt.
the best or should i say worst........... would be when i was 15 ,and paddled out at ventura overhead .at 8' backs w/ my good friend mike short ,
overhead is a sloopy mt. ride @ 8' backs..........
within 45 min.s sets of 12-15 started in and it got hairy(especially on a 6-8).after an hour of being in the water, the sets came in like stairsteps ..........size?.........xxl foresure.
mike and i made it over 12 or so waves(stroking for our lives), but the trough was getting longer between waves .
i remember paddling up the face of this hugh wave.......... on on my accent i couldn't see the top of it.........all of a sudden i hear this explosion as the wave curls over me.i eneded up going around the inside of the curl upside down on my belly,until i connected with the bottom of the wave.I don't remember much other than going around and around,one time actually getting my head out of the curl for a second before the next rapid decent.it finally let go of me on the bottom in like 20' of water.i can remember seeing the, "truck size" table rocks all around me.i was so disoriented that if it was for my board floating up to the surface i would have never known which way to swim.
i took chances...........and won............surfing is about chances...............alot you make.............some you don't.
herb
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Re: [HerbSpitzer] >>>>>>>>>>>your worst wipeout<<<<<<<<<<<<<
I had a couple of really bad experiences this winter.
This year was really heavy. We had storm after storm from November to late February. The thing is the ocean, here in northern spain, didn't even had the time to quiet down between two systems, and every spot saturated. On top of that, the government of the county decided to do the road again, and from living 10 mn from the peak, it was now a 30 mn drive to get there.
The place I live in has a small harbour and a small rocky beach that nobody ever surfs because it's not well oriented and closes out all the time.
One afternoon though, I was too lazy for the half an hour drive and decided to try for the first time an ugly left that ocasionaly hit the wall of the jetée. I got there easy through the boat channel, with a 9'4 single double ender, my favorite but not really a good choice. It was big, but mostly completely chaotic and the currents were really strong It made the surf dificult and you had to paddle all the time to stay on the right spot. After an hour, I had caught 2 waves that were really disappointing (no long runs and close outs), and 2 wipe outs, and it was really hard to paddle in, even with the 9'4. Still I wanted at least a good one before getting out.
A set came in and I went for it. I was a little too much forward and the lip caught me. I airborned and smashed the water. Under I went. I don't know why, but instead of letting go, I started struggling to avoid getting too deep on the impact zone. So there I was, under water, dragged by the volume of a 9'4 and running out of air. And when I was starting to think "this is bad", I hit the rocks at the bottom. I had no air, I was deeep under, and I thought for an instant that was it.
Curiously, my body still had some fuel stocked, because I started swimming slowly to the top and finally made it to the surface. At least I was ok. Of course I was exactly where I shouldn't have been, and I was ejected by the sea on the other end of the rocks.
I dinged the board, ripped the suit, but hey, I'm still here to tell the story.
Some time later, I got an even worst experience and almost drawned once again, well actually, almost got dragged by currents on open sea, on a bigger storm. But that's another story and their was no wipe out involved. It was even more frightening then the harbour tough.
I guess it's part of the surf ...
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don't know which was worse..
early 70's early spring
sitting out in 3-4 pipe when actually we thought were at backdoor (our mistake)
Looking over my left shoulder I paddled for a peak on a borrowed board spray flying in my face from the strong offshores
stand up to take the classic lopez angle drop towards the right
only to realize i was going the wrong way heading into the pipe tube intead of running away from a backdoor one.
got totally blasted
neoprene vest shredded and a large chunk of reef stuck in the tail of the board splitting it up to the fin like a banana
worst part was crawling up the beach in full view of the beach crowd and then having to show my friend what his brand new board looked like.
Probably looked insane from the beach though..
early 90's
just came home, getting back into surfing and was surfing predawn (4;30 -5:30 AM) every weekend up at the northshore all by myself.
Paddled out Alii in the pitch black predawn into what turned out to be a 8'-10' foot day. You know where you can hear the sounds and see the white clouds in the lineup..
No one except Charlie and someone surfing way outside and me,
Before I could make it out to them I got caught inside and sucked over the falls on a monster(felt like i was weightless for seconds) landing on my back with the board on my head holding on for dear life putting a major dent on the deck of my BK.
Took the rest of the set on my head and by time there was any light to see what was happening the rip had taken me just past the break wall heading toward Puena park.
By time I paddled back to the harbor and walked back to the beach the first major group of surfers were paddling out.
Embarrased and shaken about what just happened I sat on the beach for a long time before summing up enough courage to paddle out to catch a small inside right outside the bathroom and go home. I realized that's how they find those cars parked near the beach on the northshore and never find the missing surfer.
Needless to say I never paddled out in the dark on the northshore all by myself again.
So much for my waterman dreams, my surfing mentality never was quite the same after that.
They say such events in surfing make you stronger living life, but I find as you get older like in your late 40's and 50's it isn't so true anymore being so close to death..
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I was out at Tennis Courts back around 87 or 88. I think it 88 and it was my birthday. It was one of those days when the wave comes in from the west and runs all the way through the end bowl. The crowd thinned out just after midday and me and another guy pretty much had it all to ourselves for a while.
We started getting these insane backdoor barrels at the end bowl and it was so cool. The kind of thing where the is lip throwing over and you're looking through the tunnel. Eventually I started getting cocky and going for deeper and deeper backdoors. On one I got caught and ended up getting thrown over with the lip. I landed on my board and my right tricep hit one of my fins really hard. After I came up I checked myself and didn't see any blood, so I stayed out. I could hardly use my arm, but I figured it was a charley horse, and would go away. I was barely able to catch waves paddling with just my left arm.Then pushing up with only one arm. I don't know how Betheny Hamilton does it cause it's really hard.
Well after a short while the crowds came out and I decided it was time to go. Being that it was my birthday, my wife had made reservations at a nice restaurant, and I had to eat with my left hand that night. There was some bad bruising near my elbow, but I didn't go to the doctor until a week later when I noticed a huge lump on the underside of my right arm whenever my tricep was even slightly flexed. The doctor said I had severed one of the triceps.
Till this day I have that wierd tricep and I still am a bit gun shy to backdoor those serious barrels. It also messed up my tennis playing since the shock from the racket would hurt. I had to start playing 2 handed all the time.
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1973, slip fall in the bath tub (or that's what we were calling it in 73'). Knocked my front tooth out, pinned to the bottom by my brusier brother.........30 second hold down, just about blacked out...I don't know how he knew? but, thank god for the big man intervention, felt like one hand pulling me off the bottom...guiding me to the surface...mirykal it was. thanks Dad for saving me from Brusier..
To this day I can't bath with another man.......
Resinhead
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